Bryans Corner
- Bitching gets things done.
Anthony- Ok, this Is all about Bryan, how bitching gets things done, and assorted Bryan 3 Second Stories. So yah....Just need a picture of Bryan...maybe he has one around here somewhere....meh, I can't find any, but when I do.....
Anyway, bitching gets things done. Like when Bryan bitched at me for not putting him first in my friends page. So I fixed that. Because he bitched. Or the time when he emailed the Alice Cooper website and bitched at them for putting Emax Center instead of Enmax Center (Enmax being the place where concerts and stuff are held here in Lethbridge) Bitching is good. Stuff gets done.
And now time for a Bryan 3 second story. This one time Bryan was on his bed. He fell over his bed. He went "WhoooOOaAAwuh!".
Bryan says- Do you know folding flyers is addicting? He and his boss spent over 20 minutes folding coupons.
Bryan: Woooooooo! i got my own page just because i bitched about it. and my stories are great. kinda.... they dont have any meaning but thats ok.... because there great. Im gonna like... porst my random crap here. so you should read it. or... ill stab you... in the.... .... .... place....
I had a dream last night.... i must say it was trippy. we faught some army thing. we had swords and stuff... it was cool. but then susy came and saved us by driving her car into gas and lighting it on fire so we could stab the bad elite soldiers in the leg.
thats just a wrap up of my dream... but it was so sweet >.<
Today we went to the fair. there was a play about history and it was funny as hell. and at the end... they were like "if your still interested in learning about history, we have newspaper clippings!"
so me and anthony walked up to them and said "you promised us clippings!" and they ddnt expect t so they had to look around and find them. they said "you guys are seriously the only people that have ever asked for newspaper clippings" so i said "thats because we're here to learn."
Anthony- Yup, theres Bryan's random rambling. And I'm not going to edit it for spelling or anything. Just because I'm a bastard. Lets see...other Bryan stories.......hmm....I'll think of some later. Remind me Bryan.
OH!! Heres an interesting story that happened lastnight. We went to Jeff's birthday party thingy. There were alchoholic beverages that were partaken (Hahaha Bryan was drunk) <random party stories may be told be Bryan> Anyways, on the ride home (from a DD of course) Bryan was just all sitting there, and then we pulled up to the intersection to go to his house. Now Bryan (in all his drunkeness) pointed to the left and said "Left! Left! I know where we are! My house is this way! Left" Left was the way to the Value Village parking lot. His house was a right turn. HAHAHA! Very funny.
Bryan: OK. It was my 18th birthday last thursday. so as you can imagine ive been pretty tipsy since then. Thursday night we went to play pool and went to the top hat and stuff. i stuck a loonie to a stripper. ummm... did some other stuff (not gonna say) . i didnt get drunk that night. but friday night me and jeff went out. we went to Studio 54. I got PISSED! i had.... maybe 9 screwdrivers. had to walk home. it was cold. met some cool new people. Bryanna (she was hot), Allan (hes just weird), Sharrel (Bryannas friend), and Perry (he offerd me mushrooms hahahaha i humbly declined). Then saturday night we went back to studio. Allan, Perry and Chris were there. it was fun. Got PISSED again. except this time i had 14 screwdrivers. walked home once again. it was fuckin cold.
Anthony- Wow, maybe time to update this a little bit. Okay, there was this one time (a month ago maybe) When Bryan was drunk off of Vodka and Crown Royal. He was talking about how his penis looks like David Bowie....>,>...
Anthony- Again....almost time to update a bit.....maybe....I guess....>,> Umm.....lessee......I dunno... Um....stuff?
Yay. time to update. I am now a manager at work. i dont know how they can trust me because they really shouldnt. but o well. Ummm. i went to wetaskawin to visit a friend this weekend and on our way back we rolled the van we were in. it was pretty cool. like a dangerous-er rollercoaster.
O.....K SO.... i havnt updated this in... a loooooooong time... cause no one reads it... but Anthony told me to.... and like it says at the top of the page... Bitching gets things done. Ok. So i still dont have my stuff back from Susy. And i no longer have a PS2. I gave Jeff my DS and games for his Birthday present. I havnt been drunk in a while.... i dont think... not that i remember.... except.... when Lauren was staying at my house.....
Ok i have to go back and fill in on whats been happening.
I got fired/quit Taco Bell cause they suck ass. and i drywalled for a while... but now am unemployed again... for a little...
In..... April i think, i helped dave move up to Edmonton. on what started as a 2 day trip, turned into a week. we went shopping and exploring and shit. we went to a karaoke bar one night with some people.... some guy i dont remember his name. the other guys name was steve but he preffered to be called.... Ghera.... i dont get it... fucked up name... but then there was this cool guy and his girlfriend. we talked about like... crazy 80s shit. then we sang Final Countdown.... AND I WAS PISSED! threw up alot that night.... and the next day... thats why we stayed the extra days hahaha.
ummm.... i dont remember if anything exciting happened between then and this next story...
Ok... so Dave decided to move back from Edmonton.... so i went and helped again. this time we were only there for a little while... like... 1 night. we packed up the U Haul and came home. But then i went up to calgary a few days after that to pick up the Japanese kids at the airport.... we came back, went to Keenans and played badminton for 3 hours. that same week, we went BACK to Edmonton to go shopping for a few days. the first day, we went to the mall for a while, then we met some of keenans friends and went to a vietnamese noodle resteraunt. HOLY SHIT! BEST NOODLES IN THE WORLD! after that we went to his friends girlfriends house. There was this cool asian guy... i think he was gay.. not sure. but he was cool. and we all went into this tiny room, and keenan hi jacked the computer and downloaded porn. This was a room half the size of my old room. with.... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7...8.9.10 people in it. it was wierd hahahaha. after that we went downstairs and played 360 for a while. we left, went to the hotel room. slept... ummm next day we went back to the mall... shopped some more... went back to the hotel... took shinichi and Kotaro to hooters.... blah blah blah... then back to the hotel. left the next morning and went to the calgary zoo... saw some animals... that was the end of that adventure. o ya.... i did get drunk. we threw a party for the japanese kids and i drank alot.
ummmm... thats about it for now... i guess....
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