This one time, I went to the China club. Now, I remember walking in there and seeing O.J. Simpson and I remember thinking to myself "Man, that's O.J. Simpson...he's got a big fuckin' head."- Charlie Murphy

White people love Wayne Brady because he makes Brian Gumble look like....Malcolm X- Paul Mooney

Dark wings they are descending...

See shadows gathering around...

One by one they are falling...

Every time they try to strike us down...

- Sharon den Adel -

 

Bands I like (attempted alphabetical order...also, this is not ALL the stuff I like...just the stuff I could remember at the time...enjoy bitches, it's a celebration)

After Forever

Ajattara

Alice Cooper

Alkemyst

Altaria

Anathema

Anvil (When they turned metal (Everything after their first album))

Arch Enemy

Atreyu

Athena

Avantasia (Done by Tobias Sammet of Edguy)

Barathrum

Bitchsplitter

Blackrose (King Diamond's first band)

Blind Guardian

Bloodbath

Bruce Dickinson

Callenish Circle

Catamenia

Children of Bodom

Conquest

Cradle of Filth

Cryhavoc

Dark Funeral

Dark Moor

Dark Tranquility

Destiny

Die Apokalyptischen Reiter

Dimmu Borgir

Dio

Dragonlord

Dream Theater

Edge of Sanity

Edguy

Ensiferum

Emporer

Eternal Tears of Sorrow

Evergrey

Fairyland

Falkirk

Fist

Grave Digger

Gwar

Halford

Hammerfall

Helloween

HIM (A very few songs)

Horse The Band

Hypocrisy

Iced Earth

Immortal

In Flames

Iron Maiden

Joe Jackson

Johnny Cash

Judas Priest

Kamelot

King Diamond

Lacuna Coil

Lizzy Borden

Majesty

Malice Mizer

Manowar

Manticora

Meatlocker Seven

Megadeth

Mercyful Fate

Metallica (The older stuff before the black album)

Micheal Romeo

Morbid Angel

Mystic Prophecy

Necronaut

Nevermore

Nightwish

Nothingface

Opeth

Pantera

Paradise Lost

Pink Floyd

Penumbra

Rhapsody

Rob Zombie

Samael

Scorpions

Sentenced

Sevendust (Some of their stuff- most of it sucks)

Silent Force

Sirenia

Skid Row

Slayer (Their older stuff)

Slipknot

Soilwork

Still Standing

Summoning

Susperia

Symphony X

The Rasmus

The Sins of Thy Beloved

Thyrfing

Trail of Tears

Vintersorg

Wasp

White Zombie

Within Temptation

Yngwie Malmsteen